Stalling Techniques
1) Just because you check your email a thousand times in ten minutes doesn’t mean that more people will love you than actually do.
2) Do not try to watch Bones on Fox on Demand while you “clean” your room. David Boreanaza’s biceps are really just too distracting.
3) If the mail has sat there for two weeks, you really REALLY do not have to get to it before you complete your writing assignment.
4) Cleaning up the crap on your husband’s side of the bed only counts as a ‘loving sacrifice’ if you aren’t doing it to avoid cleaning the kitchen.
1] just because they haven’t sent you an email doesn’t mean they don’t love you - they’re either II’s [internet illiterate] or TDL’s [too damn lazy].
Ditto on the e-mailed love. I read this blog all the time and I never send e-mail!