“If I were a Christian I’d join the Peace Team — it’d be like being a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism.” -Peter

“The man has a heartbeat you can hear from here.” -Helene

“No thanks, I had a rootbeer float before dinner……I love being a grown up.”
-Tonya H

“So this old man is standing right behind me while I’m at the urinal, just sort of hanging out there, and he says to me “Good Job!” -Lindell

Shelia: “Have you tried supplements?”
Rachelle: “Yeah. I take 18 pills a day.”
Lindell: “18! That’s a food group!”