Nefarious T’s
Nefarious T’s
shirts for the emerging smart ass in all of us
For those of you who have been drooling over the thought of having one of our really bitchin’ tees, we have a little proposition for you. If you weren’t in Nashvegas you can still get one of our personalized cotton dreams for just $15 plus $2 shipping.
Here are some smart ass comments you can choose from, or come up with your own unique quip:
emerging my ass off
the t-shirt we find ourselves in
a new kind of t-shirt
WWBD?
god does not have a penis
i speak patriarchy,
but it’s not my mother tongue
gay? fine by me!
god reads my blog (front)
___your blog address here___ (back)
my hubby/wife/partner went to the emergent convention
and all I got was this @#*!ing t-shirt
Want more ideas? Check out the comments over at Jen’s place.
So here’s what to do:
1) email me at urbanabbess at monkfish-abbey dot org
2) tell me if you want the men’s shirt or the women’s shirt
3) give me the size (men’s lrg or xl, women med or lrg)
4) pick a color (blue or white for men — creamsicle or white for women)
5) type out what you want to say
I’ll reply back to you with an address where you can send your hard earned cash. (We’ll, check actually.) Then I’ll press you shirt and mail it off to ya. Sound good? This offer is good for about a week and then I take all the extra tees back to Old Navy. So hurry, this offer can’t last!
P.s. Don’t forget that this is a fundraising effort for our childcare expenses. Jen and I can really rack up the childcare bills when we go to these things. Thanks!
excellent! I love the “patriarchy” one the best.
d’oh! I just finally broke down and bought one of the “WTFWJD?” hoodies sold over at goingjesus.com. I wish I could afford all these clever shirts. SO Funnyyyy. I, personally, really like “the t-shirt we find ourselves in.”
can’t beleive i missed getting one while i was there… i will send an email later today! fun, fun!
how about
ruined
Hi Rachelle…
This is Ray from COTA. These are serious t-shirts??? OMG, I want one! CLEVERRRR!
Hey there Rachelle,
Did you get my order? it was from my gmail account. i’ve been away for several days and just wanted to make sure I haven’t missed anything….
thanks, Sue
[…] Tonya, my good friend and brand new graduate of the University of Washington in Women’s Studies (WOO HOO!) turned me on to this t-shirt via feministing a few months back. Being a big fan of the “God Doesn’t Have A Penis” t-shirt of ‘aught five, I happily added this one to my smart ass collection. I wear it cheerfully with the camo cargo shorts I bought in the boys section of Target, and my custom converse which make me feel like the tomboy skateboarder I’ve always wished I was. I don’t often wear such bra-burning gear, preferring to be a little more on the arty-girl side most of the time. Most of the time when I get dressed I’m just trying not to look like an overweight soccer mom—‘though I readily admit there is something deeply troubling in my psyche which urges me to wear my most revealing scoop-neck/push-up combo whenever I’m called upon to speak at religious gatherings. (She’s a rebel and she’ll never ever be any good.) Still, I have to admit that this new slogan stating a possible alternate reality for Mother Eve has really been niggling away at the back of my mind. Believe it or not, I think something as simple as a t-shirt has pushed me over the edge of some invisible boundary into the unknown world of feminist theology. When I put it on I wonder, “What would it mean for me to be a feminist theologian?” Then I want to jump in with both feet. […]