Jokes from Cate
Q. What did the bird say to baby Jesus?
[conspiratorially] It’s from God; it’s a talking bird.
A. Are you going to heaven? Hahaha [in a cackle]
Q. This is a funny one. What did the slippers say to the bathrobe.
A. He said Can you please put me in the right spot?
Q. What did the let me think. What did the can say to the bottlecap?
It said Can you please close your. No I mean what did the drink say to the bottlecap?
A. Can you please spin your lid on. ‘Cause on my box I spin the lid on? Get it? Hahaha!
Q. This is a funny one. what did the baby Jesus say to his mom,
A. He said, [in a faux baby voice] Mama am I growing up now? He was because he was getting to talk.
She’s in her jokes as non-sequitur phase…
Thanks for the smile…
After reading your blog now and then for months it’s time to say HI! I’ve been inspired, I’ve been challenged, I’ve been amused and annoyed by reading your blog - but you never leave me indifferent. Community is a strange thing - by sharing your thoughts, by asking questions you are opening up for a community of strangers - invisible friends that read your blog - that are happy that you are alive and willing to share your wisdom and quest for truth. Keep on seeking, keep on loving and know that you inspire a friend in a far-a-way land (Norway). After reading your blog for months and getting a link to the new blog of my good friend IndiaRubyFlower I was inspired to open my own. I’m not really sure what will come of it, but I know that’s it’s great to be able to share this way. May your heart find love and the ability to be real and vulnerable in 2005.